in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
i love those friendships where you can not talk for like 2 weeks and then you talk and it’s like you’re best friends again
My little brother saw two men holding hands in town and he was like “are they…boyfriends” and i told him they were gay so they love boys instead of girls and later on he said “i think being gay is good because when you marry a girl and you live with her she puts pink things in the house like our mum does but if you’re gay you can have cool boy stuff like racing cars and spiderman”
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
I seriously worship this girl.
Who is this?
she cut her hair»»»> wow she looks so pretty, ha miley didn’t have the same luck
Did you really just comment on a picture that’s states calling people ugly isn’t right and call some one ugly